[6], "Abele, Robert, (October 23rd, 2009) LA Times : CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS, ", "Stan Helsing: So unfunny, it's scary | The Star", "Stan Helsing: A Parody (2009) - Financial Information", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Stan_Helsing&oldid=982984025, Pages using infobox film with unknown empty parameters, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, Charles Zuckermann as Needlehead (spoof of, This page was last edited on 11 October 2020, at 15:22. You look tense. Where I come from we didn't have nothing to be proud of! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Timon: {despairing} Oh, no! Timon: Hey, what's going on? Although no soundtrack album was released the film includes songs by Pluto, The Saturday Knights, Davernoise and covers of songs by Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline and Village People. Teddy suggest kissing Mia, but she rebuffs with a lap dance offer instead which he gladly accepts. Sorry, dude!

Timon: What the... Stan Helsing 2009 Stars: Steve Howey , Diora Baird , Kenan Thompson , Desi Lydic Genre: Comedy , Horror Rating: R Runtime: 108 minutes Stan Helsing is a 2009 Canadian-American horror comedy parody film, known in some parts of Asia as Scary Movie 5, in Italy … Stitch: Aloha!

{He grabs a second, bigger remote} We gotta go back to the beginning of the story. Ma: {entering in silhouette} Hey, what are you guys doing? Stan Helsing: Ah, I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position. Doc: 'Scuse me.

Uncle Max: {entering, carrying a box of popcorn} Hey, I brought extra butter. Pumbaa: {aghast} But you can't go out of order! Timon: Yeah, Pumbaa, but it ain't pretty.

Pumbaa: Then why don't we tell them our story? Released on October 23, 2009 by Anchor Bay Entertainment, the film is similar to the Scary Movie franchise and is a parody of horror films. {gasps as she sees the screen} You didn't tell me you were watching the movie! {In still another row, Quasimodo and Pocahontas sit at opposite ends of the row; Peter Pan flies in, followed by Tinker Bell, and imitates a rooster's crow. {indicates the audience; switches the movie direction again, on Stan Helsing riding on a van, with a lion-roar sound} {Camera pulls back to show Timon and Pumbaa in silhouette in a row of theater seats, Mystery Science Theater 3000-style.} It holds a rating of 14% "rotten" on Rotten Tomatoes based on 21 reviews, with an average rating of 2.63/10. {The video begins to show 20th Century Fox (with low pitch) and Pixar Animation Studios logos.}

Timon: {slowly re-emerging} Hey, I got an idea. [2], Stan Helsing was panned by critics. {Snow White comes in, followed by the Dwarfs.} A Date with Rosie Palms: "Chief Spanks-a-lot" does this while watching Stan use the gas station bathroom through a peephole. Alors qu'il roule en voiture avec des amis vers une fête, il les convainc de l'emmener d'abord à Linwood, où déposer les vidéos. Timon: Well, Pumbaa. He lands next to Pumbaa as the movie, still rewinding, nears the beginning.} {He begins rewinding the movie} Pumbaa: Uh... Timon, what are you doing? {straining} Unnnh! 1.3 Pumbaa Sitting on the Remote 1.4 Back to the Beginning of the Cockroach 1.5 Timon and Pumbaa Rewind Stan Helsing {The video begins to show 20th Century Fox (with low pitch) and Pixar Animation Studios logos.} Happy: 'Scuse me. Pumbaa: Yes, we were! Genre Savvy: Stan.

Why: {clears throat; singing} When I was a young meerkat... Timon: How convenient! Web. Pumbaa, you're sitting on the remote! Pumbaa: Sure you don't mind? Any story worth telling is worth telling twice. Take 'em behind the scenes for a revealing and intimate look at the story within the story! Pumbaa: But everyone's gonna get confused! {rewinds; the film reverses on a shot of a guy dressed as Superman with a squawk of confusion} Pumbaa: Huh? They are given weapons by an extroverted altar boy who is so very close to becoming a priest who informs Stan of his destiny and that he is Van Helsing's descendant, arming them with various weapons before kicking them out of his church. [the giant cockroach grabs Stan] Stan Helsing : Ah, I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position. Maybe tomorrow. En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots Chucky, the living doll (Jeff Gulka), who makes obscene gestures that no one else notices in the van of a MILF next to them. Timon: Well, enough of that. Timon: Very nice, but maybe it'd be safer if I just show 'em where I came from. Stan Helsing : This van just went from an automatic to a stick shift, Teddy got a boner. Timon: Hey, down in front! Switch to Timon's row, where he's holding two large bodies apart to keep them from squashing him.} It stars Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson, Desi Lydic and Leslie Nielsen. You win.

The Parody Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Pumbaa: {whimpering} It's over already? {pauses the movie on a snarling close-up of Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers and Leatherface; Timon and Pumbaa both shriek and dive under their seats} Timon: {resigned} Okay, buddy. Sneezy: 'Scuse me. https://parody.fandom.com/wiki/Stan_Helsing_(Timon_and_Pumbaa_at_the_Cinema_Franchise_From_Scary_Movie)?oldid=1088922. The humans are unanimously voted as the winners, but the monsters refuse to leave town. Stan Helsing: [confronted by a giant cockroach in a restroom stall] Oh, cock... roach. No. They come across a gas station where the perverted owners tell Stan that he may be related to the legendary Abraham Van Helsing, the monster hunter. Pumbaa: Well, I think it's because a scary forest is what I like to call a group of creatures and monsters! Pumbaa: But Timon... {fades to darkness} I still don't do so well in crowds! 1 Transcript 1.1 Timon and Pumbaa at the Movies: Stan Helsing 1.2 How Can a Scary Forest Be Scary? {The silhouette of Mickey Mouse walks in and sits down.} Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. {The Genie flies in and sits down in the middle, followed by Aladdin and Jasmine on the flying carpet; Belle, the Beast, Mrs. Potts and Chip, Lady and the Tramp, and the Hippo from "Fantasia" are also seated in this row.} {He pauses the movie on Elysia Rotaru and Jessica Olafson in the bathroom stall, with a monkey screech; the movie begins fast-forwarding again} They depart and after finding Stormy Night Estates, they discover the attendants never put gas into the car. Synopsis. Why don't we tell them our story? Timon: Watch it! They encounter several monsters including Pinhead, Jason Voorhees, Chucky, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, and a Jewish Michael Myers. Timon: Pumbaa, how can a scary forest be scary? {She grabs Pumbaa's big remote and begins rewinding.} "Stan Helsing Quotes." {In another row, Goofy, the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, and Donald Duck are sitting; Stitch crawls down the wall and jumps from head to head until he gets to a vacant seat.}

Timon: {melodramatically} Oh, no, Pumbaa. .

Timon: I'm fast-forwarding to the part where we come in! Ma: {calling offscreen} Uncle Max! Le soir d'Halloween, avant de partir de son travail, son chef lui donne l'ordre de déposer quelques vidéos chez la mère du propriétaire. Because of this disturbance, they miss their exit and decide to take a shortcut on which they hit a dog named Sammy Boy and inadvertently asked the dog's owner for help who then threatens to kill them for murdering his beloved dog. We're gonna watch the movie! Timon: Au contraire, my porcine pal. Like Scary Movie, it parodies horror films, TV shows, people and pop cu…. After they leave, they discover that all the citizens, including their waitress, Kay (Leslie Nielsen), were actually dead due to a massive fire that consumed the town ten years earlier. Enter omniscient cockroach right on cue. The big wrap-up, the happy ending, the grand finale. {He holds up a remote control and begins fast-forwarding through the movie} I wanna watch too! "[4] The Toronto Star panned the film, calling it “so unfunny it's scary” noting that Zenga was “the same hack who thought it would be hilarious to exploit every vulgar racial stereotype in the dismal Soul Plane.”[5] The movie had a production budget of $14 million and grossed a worldwide total of $1.5 million. Bashful: 'Scuse me. den här dubbning låter ganska okej ut, men den har mer komedi men den är kort. Simba: {entering, walking along the seatbacks} Hey, you guys are watching the movie?

Toilet paper? Rafiki: {swinging in on vines} Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! I thought it was a brownie. Pumbaa: Oh, I like the sound of that.

Brick Joke: The giant cockroach in the restroom. I've got the remote! Quotes.net. On Halloween night, video store clerk Stan Helsing gets stuck with a … Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) is an underachieving employee at a video rental store named Schlockbuster whose personal mottos are "Don't get involved" and "Don't talk about it". {Stan Helsing is interrupted by an upcoming film The Tooth Fairy.} {Timon's row has Terk, Dumbo, Brer Bear, Mowgli, Baloo, the three gargoyles, and the three fairy godmothers from "Sleeping Beauty"; Terk and Victor the gargoyle squeeze together, and Timon squirts out from between them like a watermelon seed. The movie ends with the taxi cab driving away and the sound of moaning. Disobeying his policy of never getting involved, Stan turns each of the monsters' weaknesses against them, soundly defeating them and feeding them to Sammy who had been brought back to vicious life (a la Pet Sematary). Thanks for your vote! That's the thing about endings. Timon: {pained} Ma! Can we watch it again?

Timon: A little backstage tour. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. Stan Helsing travaille dans un vidéo-club. Dumb Blonde: Mia. Stan Helsing is a 2009 Canadian-American horror comedy parody film, known in some parts of Asia as Scary Movie 5, in Italy as Horror Movie and in Germany as Mega Monster Movie. They come across a local bar and meet the ire of the townsfolk in a bad attempt of karaoke while singing Johnny Cash's song "Ring of Fire".

Timon: And what about us villains?

During the trip home, Nadine discovers how much she cares for Stan and kisses him. Pumbaa: Oh, boy! Timon and Pumbaa at the Movies: Stan Helsing. Timon: That's it, no more fortune cookies for you! Timon: Pumbaa, we just saw it. {stops rewinding and sees the 20th Century Fox logo} [3] Robert Abele wrote in the Los Angeles Times, "writer-director Bo Zenga's way with jokes is no different than that of a 5-year-old pointing at dog poop, who grows into a teenager tittering at underwear, who becomes a middle-aged, raincoated misogynist. Do we get to see where you grew up? We truly appreciate your support. Timon: We're not in the beginning of the story! Oh, sorry. Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, "Stan Helsing" is a surefire repellent to any good time. Timon: Well, enough of that. I thought this was available, but it's okay. Pumbaa: So does this mean we're going back to the beginning? The group calls a cab and they leave the town as heroes. Timon: {sincere} Stan Helsing. Here, I'll get you a magazine. Sleepy: 'Scuse me. After fleeing the scene, Teddy picks up a hitchhiker, but after learning he was convicted of murdering nurses they violently throw him from the moving vehicle. Show's over. It's just scary! They come at the end. I don't actually need it, 'cause I just pissed myself. Uh... you need a magazine? Pumbaa: {singing} When he was a young meerkat... {blows Timon off his seatback} {rewinds the movie again} Donald Duck: {unintelligible squawking; he makes fists at Stitch}

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